Large Hadron Collider as Big Bang tribute band
Posted: September 10th, 2008, by Stan TontasIt’s the biggest science experiment in the world, silly people are getting freaked out by the prospect of a baby black hole eating the whole world, it’s make-or-break for all current physics theories and what’s the BBC’s response?
- a radio episode of hack sci-fi series Torchwood
- Andrew Marr (former economics guy, aye?) smashing barely-detectable metaphors together in the hope of producing some insight
- schoolchildren explaining why it’s great and important (“cos we’ll, like, find out new stuff even if we don’t find anything”)
As weak as gravitational waves.
Given the scale of the project and the ambition, there was really only one way to adequately deal with the subject and it would involve Godzilla spinning Mecha-Godzilla round and round by the tail before smashing it into Gojira, as spun by King Kong.
I have been wondering what the LHC sounds like, too. It’s definitely not cutesy hip-hop (I love scientists but we overwhelmingly suck at picking tunes).
Somewhat inevitably, I decided it sounds like Merzbow but in a relaxed way. So like his collaboration with Nordvardgr, which happily enough has a track called Tachyon Paradox.