Edinburgh International Games Festival
Posted: August 18th, 2003, by Marceline SmithI had my dad visiting this weekend so we decided to get on a train to Edinburgh and see some stuff. Partially because the Edinburgh International Games Festival was on, it has to be said. We also did some fairly educational traipsing round the Royal Museum and Our Dynamic Earth so here’s what I learned, in no particular order:
– DinoBirds are better than birds but not as great as dinosaurs
– Leopard seals are unexpectedly ENORMOUS and extremely scary
– It was pretty cold in the Ice Age
– Tropical rain showers are pretty lame when compared to a typical Glasgow day but Glasgow downpours could be made more fun by having a man work the crowd beforehand.
– Children are more scared of a shark than a Cyclops
– I know lots about Antarctica, strangely
– My favourite bridge building era is…err…oh heck, I’ve forgotten
– A child frantically punching his hands at lightning speeds can kill as many ninjas on the EyeToy game as a child boredly flapping his arms about and not even looking at the screen.
– Unicorns are really twee
– having a cinema screen on the ceiling so you can lie on your back while you watch stuff is a fantastic idea (except for when you have to get up at the end)
– going back 15,000 million years in a time machine only takes a couple of minutes
– At the same time as the mountains and valleys of the earth were formed by glaciers, balloon animals roamed the icy wastes (or maybe a small child left one there)
– Nothing we saw was as exciting as catching pigs in Zelda Wind Waker
Marceline Smith
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