Sony BMG vies with Sony BMG for the Xmas No. 1!!!!!!1!
Posted: December 17th, 2008, by Stan TontasIf I watched TV I might have felt my blood pressure rise at the thought of a cover of Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah by whichever indentured servant of a pop puppet wins the year’s holiday from shelf stacking that is the X Factor.
But I don’t and haven’t heard any of them, so the whole “get Buckley’s version in the chart” thing had passed me by till this article in the Guardian (how old does that make me?). All very laudable, reminds people how good Leonard Cohen and Jeff Buckley are and probably shows up the soulessness of the X Factor process.
Until you get to this quote at the bottom of the article:
“A spokesman for Sony BMG, which counts Cohen, Buckley and Burke among its artists,”
They own all 3 of the versions. The record industry is terminally ill from lack of innovation, and the best story that can be manufactured about the Xmas No 1 (remember when that felt like it mattered?) is an interdepartmental pissing match between execs at one of the 3 multi-billion dollar dinosaurs that stumble along, choking, after the p2p meteor strike which set them towards extinction.
The question is, where are the funny looking, nimble mammals scampering through the undergrowth and how long do have to wait for them to take over?