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Yngwie Malmsteen – Super Amazing Guitar God

Posted: May 17th, 2007, by Chris S

Still the funniest thing on You Tube. Take a moment to listen to the real Yngwie on an airplane explaining how a ‘bitch’ who poured water on him has unwittingly “unleashed the fucking fury”:http://www.roadrun.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=8100

Chris S

Chris lives for the rock and can often be seen stumbling drunkenly on (and off) stages far and wide. Other hobbies include wearing jumpers, arsing about with Photoshop and trying to beat the world record for the number of offensive comments made in any 24 hour period. He has been married twice but his heart really belongs to his guitars. All 436 of them.


1 Response to Yngwie Malmsteen – Super Amazing Guitar God

  1. pascalansell

    “I actually taught God how to play guitar.”

    He stole my line!! I shall unleash the FUCKING FURY!!