I want my pizza
Posted: February 1st, 2002, by Chris HNot done anything notable recently but at least I can arrive on time, unlike certain ROCK STARS in bands with long names.
“we’re in Scotland”, “och aye”, “40 miles from glasgow”
“What time were we picking the van up”
I want my pizza you dawdling fools.
Who are you anyway? Sunny Noise Sub Experiment? Nice
Chris H
Chris was hit by a brick as a child and lost the popular culture part of his brain. This affliction means he is only able to listen to obscure japanese noise bands and watch films with overtly complex storylines. His other interests include skulking, editing documents, taunting policemen and entering undecipherable handwriting contests. He lives in an enormous underground laboratory where he spends many hours trying to un-invent television.