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Super Mario 64
"Mamma mia! It's-a my trickiest adventure yet! That-a big ugly meatball Bowser has kidnapped the lovely Princess Peach for the millionth time. Bowser has locked the doors with star power and hidden the stars. I gotta visit many different worlds to find them all and battle dangerous enemies - oh, I'm-a tired! But we gotta do it 'cos I'm hungry and I want-a my tea! Let's-a go!"
Mario Party
WARIO: "Ah-ha ha ha ha haaa! I'm so much stronger than any of you!"
DONKEY KONG: "Eh-heh, eh-heh!" (Thumps chest)
WARIO: "Oh yeah? Think you're stronger than me?!"
(Both shove Luigi who's between them)
LUIGI: "Owwww! Mamma-miaaaaaah!"
MARIO: "Mamma-mia! I'm-a the best 'cos I've got a funny accent!"
PEACH: "I'm so very pretty and annoying!"
YOSHI: "I'm the squeakiest!"
TOAD: "Well it's just so hard to choose... Hey! Why don't you all travel around huge board games buying stars with money collected in various mini-games and the one with the most stars at the end is the superstar!"
ALL: "Ummmm...okay!"
LUIGI: "But how will we find out who's the superstar out of all of us if only 4 can play at one time?"
TOAD: "Er...so let's go play! Yaargh!"
BOWSER: "Bwah ha ha haaaa! I know that I'm actually the superstar of this game being really cute and having a fantastic laugh so I'm gonna be really evil and steal all your stars - ha ha ha! Fools!"
The Legend of Zelda
"I'm Link, a Kokiri who was living peacefully in the forest when suddenly I'm forced to have this annoying fairy called Navi following me everywhere and telling me what to do all the time. It seems that I'm the only one who can save Princess Zelda and Hyrule from the evil Ganondorf. As a kid, I have to defeat loads of very big and scary monsters but then undertake some nifty time-travelling in order to by-pass those awkward teenage years and give Ganondorf a good kicking!"
Space Station Silicon Valley
"Whoops! Dan here of the 'Heroes For Hire'! We crashed into the spacestation 'cos Evo has no taste in music and - oh dear - bits of her are scattered everywhere and we can only get her working again and complete our mission if her microchip jumps into one of the dead robot animals and takes it over. This is terrible - boo hoo hoo! Sniff...hey that sheep is floating! Watch out for the mad bear!! Ha ha ha ha ha haaa!! Look at those penguins! They're so funny!! Sigh...oh well."
Diddy Kong Racing
"Hee-hee ha-ha! I'm Diddy the irritating chimp and my really cute friends and I are racing round an island to stop the nasty Wizpig. He's forced all the animals on the island to race against us, the rotter! Our weapons are pretty rubbish but we have a choice of racing with a plane or hovercraft as well as cars. Collecting bananas makes us faster and they taste good too, ooh ooh!"